Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY: We Three Kings Disoriented Are ...
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas ...
NARCISSISTIC: Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) ...
MANIA: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town ...
PARANOIA: Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me...
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why...
DEPRESSION: Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely...
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY: Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire...
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)...
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All opinions stated in my posts are just that...my opinions...and should not be held in any way as the opinions of the CEPF Board of Directors or of anyone other than myself. - Rev. Heidi Andrews VP CEPF
I'm sure others would find this funny. I however can not. I am legally menatally and emotionally disabled and have some of these conditions. I am quite sure you meant well, but sometimes a joke just isnt a joke to some.
Now that is some funny S***. I’m schizophrenic (paranoid type). I’ve found that if you can’t laugh at yourself your going to be a friggen victim all your life. Might as well laugh it up. Oh, by the way, have you met my friend Harvey?
I'm sorry if my last statement offended anyone.. it wasn't me you see.... it was one of the voices in my head! (don't ya just hate it when that happens)
