Taoism: **** happens. Buddhism: If **** happens, it's not really ****. Islam: If **** happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism: **** happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does this **** always happen to us? Hinduism: This **** happened before. Catholicism: **** happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna: **** happens rama rama. TV Evangelism: Send more ****. Atheism: No ****. Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, **** happens. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good **** happening. Christian Science: **** happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't. Existencialism: What is **** anyway? Stoicism: This **** doesn't bother me. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****.
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All opinions stated in my posts are just that...my opinions...and should not be held in any way as the opinions of the CEPF Board of Directors or of anyone other than myself. - Rev. Heidi Andrews VP CEPF
